Fern Sutherland
Nude

Zach Galifianakis might be able to get A-list celebrities between two ferns, but if we were famous we’d be trying much harder to get between Fern’s legs, or Fern’s fertile funbags. We’re talking about the New Zealand-born babe Fern Sutherland, of course, whose acting career is just getting started so thus far her on screen resume isn’t as full and shapely as her body. After doing a bunch of plays in college, the pasty yet tasty actress (who is unrelated to Donald and Kiefer) made her big acting debut with a guest role as the inebriated girl simply deemed “drunk girl 3” on the sitcom Go Girls. Her work must have impressed someone of importance, because she immediately moved on to a recurring role on the Kiwi fantasy series The Almighty Johnsons. From hammered girl to Thor’s hammer, Fern plays Dawn, one of the few mortals on the show about a bunch of reincarnated Norse gods. You’ll be grabbing your almighty Johnson when in season one, episode six, the curvy actress showed off her beautiful butt as she stumbled out of bed and tried to cover herself. What an ass! We also get to see her doing a little Norse oh god, oh god, while her cleavage bounces up and down as she’s banging some guy. and even get another quick shot of Sutherland’s southland while she makes breakfast in an apron with nothing under it. Unfortunately, that’s all we’ve seen of Fern in the buff. When the show was cancelled after 36 episodes, she moved on to star in the crime thriller series The Brokenwood Mysteries as Detective Kristin Sims, the young “by the book” cop struggling to deal with the odd and unorthodox crime solving techniques of her senior partner. It’s no mystery how we keep ending up with wood watching Fern Sutherland!